Surely you’ve heard the incessant whining of Californians about the drought, “Oh noes! We only have one year of water left!” Even here in KTK, some kibitzers are assigning blame as we glare at the almond farmers and those who desire a clean sidewalk. Others are arming up for the coming water wars. But, will it be North vs. South or farmer vs. urbanite? The battle lines are still being debated. Luckily for us Theological Climatologist, Rick Wiles, has found the cause of the drought - it's the gays and abortion. Although I don’t really understand all the science behind his theory, since gays don’t really have many abortions. I’m guessing it’s sorta like snowballs in Washington DC.
But worry not, our problem was easily solved by Mr. Wiles. We just need to repent, and quit making movies about witches having sex. Like I said, it’s complicated stuff.
RightWingWatch.org
So, we should thank Mr. Wiles for his studious studies, and might I suggest we send him to resolve other climate crises. First, let’s buy him a ticket to Antarctica; because hell ain’t freezing over,
it’s defrosting!
The warmest temperature ever recorded on the continent of Antarctica may have occurred on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, when the mercury shot up to 63.5°F (17.5°C) at Argentina's Esperanza Base on the northern tip of the Antarctic Peninsula. According to weather records researcher Maximiliano Herrera, the previous hottest temperature recorded in Antarctica was 63.3°F (17.4°C) set just one day previously at Argentina's Marambio Base, on a small islet just off the coast of the Antarctic Peninsula.
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