I love me the Black Helicopter alien autopsy crowd. It helps me feel so ... normal. Anyway that's what I tell the voices ... voices I keep hearing: "Go to tupperware parties .. Jimmy Hoffa is running Area 51 ... Swiss bankers control Mars".
Take no chances! (Sorry, NWO mind controllers
— this is not my cat!
But one place I don't love me the Black Helicopter crowd is in any kind of position of responsibility. Now, Texas has a governor who apparently thinks that an ordinary military training exercise, Operation Jade Helm 15, is a sinister plot
to confiscate our gunz, declare martial law, and replace people with alien seed pods
And now here's Rafael Eduardo "No Longer a Canadian" Cruz joining the fray:
“My office has reached out to the Pentagon to inquire about this exercise,” he said. “We are assured it is a military training exercise. I have no reason to doubt those assurances, but I understand the reason for concern and uncertainty, because when the federal government has not demonstrated itself to be trustworthy in this administration, the natural consequence is that many citizens don’t trust what it is saying.”
Thanks Ted, for keeping us safe from the first demographically symbolic president