Snakes are mysterious. Their oil is even more mysterious...
Everyone's favorite
frat boy, former senator Scott Brown, continues to do what he's always done—
sell snake oil to whoever is staring at him. He wrote a post a short while ago that begins a little something like this:
I wanted to answer a few questions that people have had about my recent weight loss.
Nope, didn't ask, don't want to know, don't care.
My wife Gail went to the doctors and was very upset when she came home. I was deeply concerned and asked her what was wrong?She said she gained 5 pounds since last year, and that WE were going on a diet. Ha.
I told her that I thought I was in pretty good shape and didn't need to diet. She said she couldn't do it alone. So I stepped on the scale and then I said to her, honey we're going on a diet.
Funny joke. Chicks thinking they're fat, man. Gained five pounds since last year? I gain five pounds after a few brewskies! AmIright????
My son-in-law turned me onto a product called Advo care. He explained to me that they guaranteed that I could lose 15 pounds in 24 days. He explained to me how the AdvoCare 24 day challenge worked. In addition, I had a buddy give me a bunch of crap about this picture of Gail and me in Jamaica. Since I have very sensitive and compassionate friends, they all told me that I was fat, slow and out of shape.
Totally man. Know what you're saying. My friends are so like that too. Just assholes. Love em. Constantly calling me slow and fat. Fat and slow. Shit like that. Best buds.
He then tells you how much it costs and how easy it was and to drop him an email if you try it out. It's crass and everything you imagine it will be but is it any less crass than changing your opinion on climate change for money?
Here's the real post. You'll laugh, you'll cry, maybe you'll lose a little weight. You know you need to man...you're getting fat and slow, bro!
yup. That's real.