Pro-Bobby Jindal PAC invites Twitter to #AskBobby. It doesn't go well.

How are you still unaware how these things work out? #askBobby

How are you still unaware how these things work out? #askBobby

At some point in the distant future, widely unpopular political candidates will realize that soliciting feedback from the good and gentle people of the internets will never, ever go well. We have not yet arrived at that day.

Have questions for Bobby Jindal? Tweet us with #AskBobby and he might answer it at our town hall event tonight.

— Believe Again (@BelieveAgainGOP) June 30, 2015

That would be Jindal's pro-Jindal PAC, asking Twitter for possible questions that Jindal might want to address while Jindal is at their most recent pro-Jindal Iowa event. It went about as well as you'd expect, because you, dear reader, are smarter than every member of the pro-Jindal political machine combined. Nobody particularly cares how the Iowa town hall went, but the news is abuzz with stories on the carnage that unfolded online.

Some of the highlights (cough), below the fold.

#AskBobby Why are you always staring off into the middle distance like a man haunted by his past?

— Ian (@iboudreau) June 30, 2015

#AskBobby Will you appoint a Secretary of Exorcisms, or perform them yourself?

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) June 30, 2015

Can you tell me the difference between Obama's "illegal executive orders" and your "totes legit executive orders?" #AskBobby

— Ben Moser (@benjaminmoser) June 30, 2015

.@BobbyJindal I found a fossil in my backyard. Why is God trying to confuse me? #AskBobby

— Zack Kopplin (@ZackKopplin) June 30, 2015

You said the GOP shouldn't be the stupid party. When do you plan to start that? #AskBobby

— Lenny (@DimeStoreNinja) June 30, 2015

#askbobby if you get to disband #SCOTUS b/c you disagree w/ a decision, will the #Koch brothers buy you a new one?

— Gary Reinhardt (@garyreinhardt) June 30, 2015

@BobbyJindal #AskBobby what kind of severance packages will you be giving SCOTUS or will you be burning them at the stake?

— Melissa (@melishill) June 30, 2015

If you're going to spend 5 days a week in Iowa can we put the gov mansion on AirBnB & make up some of the deficit you've created? #AskBobby

— Larry (@LarryLarmeu) June 30, 2015

It's still going strong, too.

#AskBobby Did Jesus and the apostles support open carry laws to protect themselves from dinosaur attacks?

— Bobby Fisher (@bfish321) July 1, 2015

@BobbyJindal I want to sell my daughter into slavery (Exodus 21:7). What's a good price nowadays? #AskBobby

— Amir Rohani (@arohani1) July 1, 2015

#AskBobby Who did Cain marry after he was banished by God for killing Abel? Did he marry his sister?

— Andres Bonifacio (@BonifaciosBolo) July 1, 2015

Perhaps someday candidates and the people attempting to pitch them to wider America will realize that making your own hashtag to pimp your candidate never, ever goes well. But not today.