You can't pay your way into being witty.
Because nothing says "presidential material" like being destroyed on your foreign policy by a television show writer in an online flame war, the Donald got a little bent out of shape a couple of years ago when
writer Danny Zuker made fun of how much of a hypocrite the Donald Trump is:
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh well, he got you, Donald. But, hey, he's a comedy television writer who writes for a wildly successful and award winning comedy television show about the modern American extended family—with gay people and people of color all held together by humanity.
You should probably stop, Mr. Trump. This guy writes for a living and he writes in short joke forms.
You can also enjoy Modern Family
writer Danny Zukor's Twitter here