It is Monday, January 5, 2015, and the Republicans have arrived.
They are measuring the windows for new draperies, stocking the liquor cabinets.
Meanwhile, torrents of tornadoes torment the South: Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia.
The North is shuddering and shivering in sub-zero weather.
The DOW has dropped MORE THAN 200 POINTS!
Even in Washington State, on the Left Coast, where they unwisely let Republicans dominate the State Senate, there have been extreme rainfalls, some places experiencing rainfall of more than 12 inches in 24 hours, and mudslides and landslides, and numerous towns completely cut off from civilization.
THE END TIMES ARE HERE!