Is it National Armed Moron day again? And stores hadn't even put up the decorations yet.
If you can think of a better way to show that your religion is peaceful and that those
religions are prone to violence than strapping on a few loaded guns and screaming obscenities at random Americans in front of their places of worship, I'd like to hear it
A Facebook page called "Global Rally for Humanity" appeared in August urging "patriots" to organize protests at their local mosques on Friday and Saturday. "Global Rally for Humanity" appears to have ties to John Ritzheimer, who rose to prominence among anti-Muslim activists when he organized a protest and "Draw Mohammad" contest in May in Phoenix.
Ritzheimer claims he is not one of the organizers behind this weekend's new rallies, which appear to have been thought up by persons with even smaller genitalia than his own, though he is one of the prime promoters. The group claims at least twenty rallies will be taking place outside mosques this weekend, and are being organized on a per-mosque basis in accordance with local protesters' penis size
While some organizers have urged participants to leave their weapons at home, others are urging protesters to exercise “ALL of your Constitutional Rights.”
The Michigan event page describes the Dearborn event as an “OPEN CARRY anti-mosque pro-AMERICA rally on 10/10!!”
Which is especially curious, since it seems that we were recently being told by Republican presidential candidates that Dearborn, Michigan, was a Muslim-controlled "no-go zone." I guess these brave sports seized it back while nobody was looking, which is especially noble of them considering it must have required great courage to pry themselves out of their underground bunkers.
Yes, I realize we should probably be taking America's stupidest armed people more seriously, what with them being (1) stupid and (2) armed, but it's very difficult to do. They consider themselves courageous for strapping on guns and racist signs and accosting random groups of American men, women and children, which is just old-school Klansmanship without having to worry about getting your whites their whitest, and that is about as shitty as it is possible for a so-called American patriot to be. I hope every last one of the twenty-odd supposed protests has camera crews and counter-protesters in attendance, and I hope the counter-protesters donate a few checks to the mosques by way of apology for the angry shouting men with the tiny penises standing across the street, and that everyone has a jolly fine time laughing at these walking underwear stains and their terribly brave efforts to frighten and intimidate people who would never think of themselves strapping on a few loaded guns to go yell at Americans of another religion because, c'mon, what kind of unstable possibly violent jackass would you have to be?
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