Monsters. Just look at them.
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the link in case the video isn't showing up.
If you are not familiar with Mike Melgaard's previous works, his brilliant trolling of enraged and bigoted Target and Doritos customers alike, you are about to have your day made. Sit down, forget about the next hour and bask in the impish irking of homophobes dumbfucks.
You guys, the worst thing has happened–Star Wars has gone gay (for pay.) The commercial below depicts two fathers (gaaasp) feeding their child. Oh, I would clutch at my pearl necklace but the gays ruined those for me, too.
How anyone can go on after seeing such a disgusting display of familial love is beyond me. And to think, they cast a real-life family! How awful! I only thought such things existed when you stumbled upon HBO when the wife is out of town.
Thankfully, we have some people in agreement, as you can read below.
Take Wendy, for example, who can't believe that this is being aired "on the TV!" She's so in touch with the political climate! What's wrong with you, Campbell's?
NOT ON THE TV! #IMakeOtherChristiansLookBad
Then Ms. Lawson, who received a friendly reminder that the Bible isn't particularly fond of women's opinions.
Someone had to break it to her. And by someone, we mean a man. Of course.
And let us not forget that by definition, a family consists of a man, a woman, a handful of children, probably some sort of pet (dogs are more American), a TV running all day (hence the exposure to the ad), Campbell's soup, hypertension medicine from eating too much Campbell's soup, a hide-a-key rock, one of those stupid minimalist clocks that are supposed to be classy but you can never fucking read it, Carbon, Nitrogen, deer antlers, SUVs and Jesus. In that order.
"Families, just families!" Barbara exclaimed, rocking back and forth, continually reliving the horrible ad that ruined her over 20 years-ago.
And then there's Clay, who really doesn't seem to understand the financial side of advertising.
Rumor has it the dads quit their jobs and had to hire an acting coach to get it just right.
And finally, a self-referential callback to his previous Target trolling.
Perhaps Charles will have the privilege of interacting with one of Target's sassy customer service reps.
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Party like it's 1779!
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gizmo59 for the tip on how to get the video to play for everyone.