He spends his days as a creepy, ultraconservative, overly religious zealot of a politician hellbent on making sure gay people can’t marry and women aren’t able to make their own health care decisions, but Ted Cruz may have missed his true calling—acting. In what may be the strangest thing you see today, Ted Cruz met with New Hampshire voters in WMUR’s “Candidate Cafe” segment and it inexplicably turned into a one-man show when he re-enacted an entire scene from the movie The Princess Bride. All the voices, all the lines, all Ted Cruz. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but mostly you’ll cringe. It must be seen to be believed: