People from other countries should be allowed to challenge Americans to their citizenship. It's the only way to get rid of the dead weight.
People in the United States are more likely to die from being shot by a toddler than by an act of terrorism.
"So let the refugees in?"
Fuck that, I'm saying deport all toddlers.
We armed Afghanis and accidentally created Al Qaeda. We invaded Iraq and created ISIS. Two more rounds of this and maybe we get C.O.B.R.A. "What if we release poison laser robot killer bees with 30-year batteries?" -our next non-self-destructive plan for the Middle East probably.
Everybody fighting about God. Even if there was a God, he wouldn't give a fuck about me, you or that fresh organic turkey you’re going to eat Thursday. Now shut up and have some pie.
The one thing we can all, black, white, Christian, Jew, Muslim, or atheist, agree on is that Pat Sajak and Vanna White have had sex, right?