Immediately following his great retweet of bigoted bogus neo-Nazi generated crime statistics Donald Trump took his resting scorn-face and broke his Fox News boycott to talk to the perfect de-racialism-fier of all time, Mr. Bill O’Reilly.
It was needless to say, a hoot.
Warning: if you are drinking a beverage, coffee, tea, beer, wine, belladonna, strychnine, whatever, put it down. Put it down right now, you don't want to be cleaning that stuff out of your keyboard after.
BO: Are you aware that the liberal media and the Democratic party in general [are] trying to paint you as a racist? Are you aware of that? [Ya mean “Liberal” media like the entire New York Times Editorial Board?]
DT: I think so, but I think people know better than that. I think I’m probably the least racist person one earth.
Yeah, he said that shit. After he gloated over a Black Live Matter protester being beaten and called the N-word at one of his rallies saying "Maybe he should have been beat up”. Seriously, man. The “Least racist man on the face of the earth?” Bozhe moi.
“I don’t always retweet racist merde, but when I do — it's really really racist merde”
BO: I never saw any racism from you. [Bill never sees racism, from anyone. He’s got a blind spot for it the size of Jupiter] However, when you tweet out a thing, and this bothered me I gotta tell ya, you tweet out that “whites killed by blacks” — these were statistics you picked up from somewhere [possibly Stormfront?] — “at a rate of 81%”. And it’s totally wrong [you noticed did you?] Whites killed by Blacks is 15%, [Actually it’s 12%] but you tweeted it was 81%.
DT: Well I didn’t tweet, I retweeted something by somebody that was supposedly an expert and it was also a radio show.
No actually it wasn't, the Wayne Dupree radio show was only tagged in the tweet, this is what they had to say about it.
So yeah, not a radio show, not an expert. Just some guy. Just some huge Trump fan guy who by the way happens to occasionally tweet racist BS that was originated by neo-Nazis. Yep, very credible source.
BO: Why do you want to be in that zone?
DT: Hey Bill. Bill. Am I gonna check every statistic? I've got millions and millions of people, @realDonaldTrump by the way.
Yes and apparently some of those millions like to beat up black people. And some of those people, including one who runs one of Trump’s SuperPacs, are terrified of going to black churches cuz they figured they'd get beaten up there too, since clearly that’s a thing. Somewhere.
BO: You've got to, you're a presidential contender.
DT: This came out of radio shows and everything else.
No it didn’t.
BO: Oh c'mon, Radio shows?
DT: All it was is a retweet, it wasn't from me, and it did, It came out of a radio show and other places because you see all the names.
No, it really didn’t.
And lets take a moment to reflect on what a “retweet” is. Technically it’s a simple click on a square looking little icon. But why do people do that? Because, usually, they agree with the sentiment expressed in the original tweet, they want to make a note of it and share it with their own followers so they can view it and potentially retweet it themselves. People usually believe something they choose to retweet is an expression of some type of meaningful truth that other people need to made aware of. They don’t usually take a bunch of very obviously made up bullshit lies from the “Crime Statistic Bureau - San Francisco” —which doesn’t even freaking exist, and if it did would be giving us stats about San Francisco not the entire country— that are completely unbelievable and simultaneously proclaim that police kill white people about 3 times more than black people, when it’s proportionally the opposite, that white people pretty much never kill anyone when in fact about half of all murder victims are killed by white people, that over 80% of white people who are killed are the victims of black violence, and that virtually all (97%) of blacks are killed by blacks. They aren't.
I mean, all that shit is wrong. Horribly wrong. This, as a matter of fact, is the truth.
I know, because I checked.
You’d have to be either a god damn idjit or a mofawking racist to believe any of that crap is true, let alone true enough that you should retweet it so that millions, yes millions, of people would also see it, and believe it, and act on it. And as of this moment Trump’s original retweet has been retweeted nearly 8,000 times and favorited over 10,000 times.
So if his goal was to spread that ignorant racist crap like a thick wad of rancid peanut butter all over the American electorate; Mission Accomplished.
BO: You know i’m looking out for you, right? You know that? I’m looking out for every honest politician. I don’t care what party they’re in.
Yeah, right. Let that one sink it for a minute.
Ok, Carry on.
BO: Don't do this, Don't put your name on stuff like this, because it makes the other side, it gives them stuff to tell the ill-informed voter that you're a racist. You just handed them the platter.
My god, see that? Even Bill O'Reilly himself could tell this shit was totally racist. EVEN HE CAN TELL. And his advice is, don’t let them catch you endorsing racist ideas because then they can "claim” that it makes you look racist?
Yeah, sure, because we didn’t get a hint with “Mexicans are rapist”. That wasn’t a clue at all.
So basically Trump’s defense to the accusation that his tweets and his statements and his policy prescriptions all sound really fracked up and racist is: He’s a god damn idjit!
[Double Face Palm]
Now, I need some mofawkn’ Ice Tea after all that.