WHY SO ORANGE?
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse, and its rider's name was Kos, and Hell followed him. (Kossians 6:8)
Lo, hearken you the words of the prophet
Iasonus Libschus who has foretold of the
End of Days. As predicted by rigorous phrenological analysis, and as confirmed by both haruspicy and numerology, the banishment of
Edscanius marked the Closing of the Open Door (
Kossians 4:1) and set in motion the inexorable 2284 day period of Signs and Seals culminating on the Day of Tribulation, 07 November 2015.
Then Robertus, Son of Ioannus, blew his trumpet, and loud voices rang through the orange firmanent, saying “the Kingdom of the World has become the Kingdom of Kos, and he shall reign forever and ever.” […] There were flashes of lightning, voices, an earthquake, heavy hail, overturned turtles, several flat tires and peals of “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” (Kossians 11:15-19)
Then I looked, and lo, on Mount Ebank stood the Angel Errineffia, saying “Fallen, fallen is Kos the Great, who has made all nations drink the Koolaid of his impure passion. Hark, DELETE MY FUCKING HORNS AND DIADEM!!1! ((Kossians 14:8)
Then I saw a new firmament and a new earth, of a slightly different shade of orange and with more white space; for the first (four) had passed away. And He who sat upon the Throne did say: “Behold, I make all things new. It is done! I am the Kappa, the Omega and the Sigma.” (Kossians 21:5)
The Signs are manifest and the Seals have been opened.
It is too late to repent.
GIRD YOUR LOINS!!!