I'm a simple sort of fellow with simple tastes--the feel of sable next to my skin; the crackle of old banknotes in an open fire; the taste of 200 year-old cognac--you know, earthy, down-home pleasures.
But perhaps my greatest pleasure is watching the GOP self-destruct.
The latest delightful aspect of the Republican Götterdämmerung is the sight of Bill 'Bozo' O'Reilly, the blustering, bullying, flatulent habitual liar and mainstay of Fox News and George 'Dumbo' Will, the synthetic-haired, potato-faced so-called 'intellectual' of the Right, tearing chunks off each other over the 'legacy' of St. Ronnie of Irangate.
It is a thing of rare beauty. Enjoy!