Ann Richards: “George Bush was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”
Certain Democrats:
“I’m just saying she ought to back it up. Where’s the video?”
“Actually, I don’t think there is a video: How could a child leave the womb with metal of any sort in his mouth?”
“My uncle was a welder. He said any kid born with semi-ingested metal would die from the leaching of toxins.”
“See, this is what I love about Bernie. Bernie actually has videos of people breaking banks. There’s this one, it’s so cute!! The boy is hardly bigger than the piggy bank, and he can barely lift the hammer.”
“I suppose it’s possible they were playing Monopoly, and somehow the little boot got lodged in there. Poor fellow, he could have choked!”