Reaching deep into his 10-gallon colostomy-bag-on-a-dolly, Donald Trump today pulled out a demand for a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.”
Trump quoted polling by the 'Center for Security Policy', an anti-Muslim "think tank" whose founder, human fecal smear Frank Gaffney, has warned about "creeping Sharia law".
If this outburst of projectile defecation doesn't immediately result in a 30-point drop in his polling among self-described "Republicans", then those die-hard Trump loyalists should demonstrate the courage of their convictions and all stand bolt-upright, extend their right arms straight out (just above shoulder level, palm down) and declare, in unison:
"Jawohl, mein Führer!"