Willard has decided to not run for POTUS in 2016... mostly because he found out he would have to use his own Rmoney and he would lose, again.
Now, it's true that decent people everywhere are mourning the fact that Hunter won't write anymore Mr. Bus or Mitt's diary entries, it should be noted that those of us that observed that the Mittster wanted to run again based on his behavior (especially in 2014) were not wrong.
We were ridiculed for the foolishness of a scenario where he would run again... but our critics misunderestimated the idiocy of Teh Mitt, and laid his unrealistic views at our door like a flaming bag of dog poop (which may or may not be streaming down car windows).
Well, we weren't wrong despite many a chuckle at our expense. The good part is both sides were right: it was absurd that 47% would try to run again, but we were right that Mittbot was just the right height kind of ridiculous entitled piece of Ann Romney to try it anyway.
So let's take a few days to process the passing of Hunter's exquisite memes, after which we should all start ripping into Jeb's soft underbelly like a hungry horde of velociraptors.
Join me below the fold to review Jeb's plans to help the 99%...
Nothing to see here, now move along.