Disclaimer: I am not a Texas resident, this song is fiction.
That said, a comment on a different story inspired me to write a set of parody lyrics based on Blame Canada. Yes, from the South Park movie. I call it: C.A.T. Citizens Against Ted.
Yes, I know I rhymed one word with itself at one point. Nothing else fit. As the creators of South Park said to Scientology: sue me.
Oh, and if anyone wants to record themselves singing this and put it on YouTube: I, the creator of this bit of parody, hereby give you the right to do so and monetize the video.
Times have changed! Congress is getting worse! They do not represent us, they just sit and line their purse! Should we blame the voter base, or Christianity? Or should we blame propaganda on TV?
NO!
Blame Teddy Cruz! From Canada! With all their doctors spouting lies, and their healthcare is socialized! Blame Teddy Cruz! From Canada! We need to kick him out at once! He's Canada's fault!
Don't kick me, from my health plan! I was fired last June and Medicaid's my only plan!
But this guy Teddy Cruz, claims Jesus is by his side. When I talk to him now he tells me I should have died!
Well?
Blame Teddy Cruz! From Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since this asshole came along! Blame Teddy Cruz! From Canada! He's not even a real Texan anyway!
'Obamacare' was a step along the right path this is true. Republicans used it as fuel for their recent barbecue! Should we blame Obama? Should we blame Bill Maher, or the voters that put these retards in power?
Heck no!
Blame Teddy Cruz! From Canada! With all his right wing hullabaloo, and the shit Tea Party too! Blame Teddy Cruz! Shame on Teddy Cruz!
His lies we despise, his race we deface. Religion is fine, but he crosses the line! We must fight back, show he's a louse, before he ends up in the damn White House!