If you can sling mud like Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, Dinesh D'Souza, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, just to name a few, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to vilify Hillary Rodham Clinton every chance you get and by any means necessary. Our corporate media apparatus will hold you up in high esteem, so don't worry about making money. Millionaires are born everyday and you could be one of them. Oh, and by the way, vilifying our elderly, poor, and disable Americans will get you bonus points. As always, should you are any Mudslinger be exposed, the Republican Party will disavow any acknowledge of your actions.
However, the Mudslinger that gets their mud to stick, will get an all expense paid trip to Pat Robertson's 700 Club and appear on his program in lieu of the white guy in Heaven.
So, come on down Mudslingers, the price is right!