Ahead of tomorrow’s anticipated Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality, I have come up with what I think is a great idea for a reality TV show. Imagine the huge entertainment value in having two people who suffer from an extreme case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder get married, (for a nominal cash prize, of course), share a tiny one bedroom apartment in New York City, and then we watch as they drive each other nuts. We could even have a pool on which one murders the other first, and their method for carrying out the deed. Winners of the pools get a shitty new Hyundai.
I bet FOX would snap this shit up in a second!
Hey, I'm trying to help the GOP promote the virtues of marriage, and what better way than paying people to get married for a TV show? The kids will love it, and it will teach them valuable life lessons, like how to make an obvious homicide look like an accident. They don't teach that shit in Home Economics class, you know.
So there you have it, folks, my brilliant idea for a TV show promoting the sanctity of marriage, that brings families together and teaches us all a thing or two about crazy people and how to get blood stains out of wood flooring.