Disclaimer: I will say again that, if it comes to it, I will hold my nose and proudly vote for Hillary in the General Election before I see another Republican in the White House in my lifetime... That being said, I was dearly hoping that our side would wouldn't "go there" and pledged not to start anything myself. Then, Claire McCaskill went on Morning Joe to try to throw out the first handful of mud...
Well, here's my response... and I do hope that everyone will take it as the good-natured ribbing in which it is intended, and we will all be stronger for the longer task ahead... ;)
"And now, a speech from Hillary Clinton, our candidate for president" (applause)
"Well, I was pretty sure I would be up here again today! I would make a great US president because I've got a lock on donations from two pop corporations, and I'm also gonna make sure the Republicans stay out of all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new uniforms for the military. Anyway, I think I'd be a great US president. So, who wants to eat "Magic Brownies" next year? Not me. See, with me it will be all TPP all 8 years. Vote for Hillary."(applause)
"And now, we will have a skit by Hillary Clinton and the Happy Corporate Hand-Outs Club"(applause)
"And now we will have a speech by Bernardo Sanders."(smattering of applause)
"Hello! I've got too much to say, but I think it's great to have the Pope back in the game. To guard the environment and to bring us back to looking after the poor. Pope Francis is a good one. I haven't met him yet, but we have a great... financial accountability agenda lined up, and I would like to see lots more of that....and if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true" (smattering of applause)
"Up next, a skit by Bernardo Sanders"(smattering of applause)
(wild applause and standing ovation)