The Republican Presidential clown car has gotten so full that we need the services of astronomers who estimate how far from us some of the distant stars are (like "Rigel is at a distance of between 860 and 940 light years").
Well, I am not an astronomer but I estimate the number of candidates is 16. And one of them is Snow White aka Cruella aka Carly Fiorina. I have named the 15 Dwarfs below. Please add the names of any other dwarf that I may have missed.
Snow White aka Cruella aka Carly Fiorina
The 15 Dwarfs
Jebby
Benny
Chrissy
Cruzy
Grammy
Hucky aka F**ky
Jindy
Sicky aka Kasicky
Georgie
Randy
Rickpy aka Rick-pee
Marky
Santy
Trumpy
Snotty
Well, that's the 15 dwarfs that I know of. I hope you can put a face to each of the names that are mentioned above!
Feel free to add/modify the list of dwarfs. If you can think of a better name for any of them, that's great too.