I would like to embed my first song into a Daily Kos diary by using a widget from Reverb Nation. The song is called: "GOP Hypocrisy Sucks!"
Song: GOP Hypocrisy (click here to get to the recording on Reverb Nation; click the play button there to listen).
Lyrics:
G-O-P Hy-po-cri-sy
Spoken (to background music):
In this song, Pug is short
for Repugnican, and Dem is short for
Democrat. And, in my book, the
spelling D-I-M is acceptable.
Verse:
Tho it's outlawed he-ah
They twice-ban Shariah
Cuz, God knows, Islam's some crazy cult
When told the Law frees us
From state-rule by Jesus
Their tantrums are child-like, not adult
They ban all abortions
Then deny all free portions
To the poor who are born as a result.
Tho no Holy Word bloke
I know Christ fed poor folk
These jerks need a Bible consult
Chorus:
G-O-P Hy-po-cri-sy sucks!
G-O-P Hy-po-cri-sy sucks!
G-O-P Hy-po-cri-sy sucks!
G-O-P Hy-po-cri-sy sucks!
Verse:
They gave Big Banks plun-ty
Of taxpayer money
When the sub-prime boiler blew its cork
Refusing to lend cash
To Small Biz in hard thrash
Banks wade wetlands of job loss like a stork
Now, isn't it funny
Pugs say we've no money
To give to poor slobs thrown out of work
It's them Pugs pin blame on
So banks can say game on
Gambling ours while we play the dork.
(Chorus)
Verse:
When one of their party
Gets picked Prez, they're arty
At making Prez power super-sized
From state-sanctioned torture
To Big Brother culture
A Pug Prez is free to despotize
Put Dems in the office
They can't even pot-piss
Or Pugs cry, "Come morn, the tyrant dies"
A free Press would cry foul
Our bought one applies trowel
Plast'ring all with "both sides do-it" lies
(Chorus)
Spoken (to background music):
Please, please vote in every election,
or we'll get more of the same. Don't
MAKE me write more verses!