I got a message from God that I saw by sticking my head into a top hat with a small stone in it. Here it is.
You heard it here first folks.
Hey, you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Well you're a big fat liar from Jersey. Say that to my face rich boy. Keep talking buster, I might just pull out of Atlantic City if you keep this up. Hey wait a minute, my name is Jeb. Shut up buddy. Now can't we just all get along, I'm the only brain surgeon on the panel. Who cares, I am a governor. So what? I am worth 8.988 billion and have a trophy wife plus a TV show. Shut up rich boy or I am going to punch you in the face. Can we please talk about Obama and Planned Parenthood? What about Jesus? When are we going to get to the nuclear war with Iran? Come on Brett, ask me a question about Cuba. Did any of you ever argue a case before the Supreme Court and win debating contests? Well I did. Shut up you Canadian. Who said that? What about Jesus? Come on, we all hate Obama and liberals, can't we all get along? Shut up you liberal commie. Who's calling who a liberal commie? I am, I'm going to punch you in the nose. No you're not. I am the only adult here, can we please stop this madness and talk about the Federal Reserve? What do you know about money you phony eye doctor? Now that is uncalled for, take that back. Make me. Anyone here ever have a drink with Carly? Carly? Isn't she that broad who got Lucent to spend 20 billion for Ascend and then went over to HP and destroyed it? Lousy deal, very poor, I would never have done those deals. Hey Richie Rich, your golf courses suck. Can we please bring up the Federal Reserve and Hayek? What is with you eye boy, one trick pony? OK, I'm a Cuban immigrant's son. No, I am the Cuban Immigrants son. You're a loonie, that's a joke folks, you know, the loonie is the coin of Canada. We know that you ingrate, Canada is our 51st state. Can we get back to education and Rhonda Roosey beating up teachers? I would like to remind everyone that my father was once President. Who cares, Bush fatigue is as strong as Clinton fatigue. Clinton! Now that is something we can all agree on, we all hate Hillary and Bill. I don't hate Bill, I called him for advice. OMG, he is unfit to lead, he actually spoke with a liberal.
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