Donald: “My penis is huge, Huge let me tell you. Women love it and I suppose some men do as well. It’s great and the most fantastic penis you can imagine. When I use Viagra, which I don’t, but when I do, I make Pfizer pay for it. Look at Jeb, what a limp dick and Carly Fiorina, she doesn’t even have one. Talk about a face that limped a thousand dicks.
When I become President I will have Carl Icon negotiate with China, Korea and Japan, He has a big dick, not as big as mine, but pretty big, just look at what he did to TWA. That company never recovered once he got through with it. Imagine what he will do to China.
I love my penis, you will too, everyone knows it is the biggest, the best, you will be amazed at how great it is, did I mention it is Huge?”
Yes Donald, we are impressed, you are, without exception, indeed, the Biggest Prick.