As an added bonus, may also grant you moral authority over the entire GOP!
1. Marry. Heterosexually of course.
2. Cheat on first husband.
3. Conceive children while cheating.
4. Divorce first husband and marry second husband, making sure that the second husband is not the biological father of the children you conceived in adultery.
5. After allowing your second husband to adopt your children, divorce him and marry your third husband -- the man you cheated on your first husband with and the biological father of the children you conceived in adultery and that have been adopted by your second husband.
6. Divorce third husband.
7. Marry fourth husband.
8. Discriminate against gay people because you believe they are destroying the sanctity of marriage.
*1-7 optional.