Republican presidential frontrunner/WorldNetDaily "Man of the Year" Donald Trump has recently come under fire for making some (allegedly) sexist remarks about Hillary Clinton and her (disgusting) bathroom habits.
People with an agenda (read: women) immediately seized on these comments, and tried to portray Trump as some kind of woman-hater (the bad kind).
But nothing could be further from the truth.
Donald loves the ladies—except the ugly ones—and the ladies love Donald.
In fact, he loves the ladies so much that he married three of them—which is three more women than the Democratic presidential frontrunner has been married to.
And, for good measure, Trump has repeatedly said that he would totally bang his own daughter—if only she wasn't his daughter.
Not even Bill Clinton "cherishes" women that much.
Morning lineup:
Meet The Press: Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R); Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY); Others TBD.
Face the Nation: Raging Narcissist Donald Trump; Former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morell; Former National Security Adviser Tom Donilon; Roundtable: Reihan Salam (National Review), Ruth Marcus (Washington Post), Molly Ball (The Atlantic) and Jonathan Martin (New York Times).
This Week: Idiot Savant Dr. Ben Carson (R); Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Roundtable: Matt Bai (Yahoo News), Republican Strategist Alex Castellanos, Progressive Activist Van Jones and Republican Strategist Alice Stewart.
Fox News Sunday: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R); Jeb! (R); Roundtable: Radio Host Laura Ingraham, Susan Page (USA Today), Michael Needham (Heritage Action for America) and Kirsten Powers (USA Today).
State of the Union: Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Failed CEO Carly Fiorina (R); Rep. Dave Brat (R-VA).
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: the first video showing the wreck of El Faro 15,000 feet below the Atlantic—the worst U.S. maritime disaster in 35 years (preview); report on the mafia's involvement of agricultural products, especially olive oil (preview); and, a report on 12-year-old jazz prodigy Joey Alexander (preview).
Late night shows:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Monday: Actor Samuel L. Jackson; Google Science Fair Winner Olivia Hallisey; Rock Band Foals.
Tuesday: Actor John Krasinski; Biologist George Church.
Wednesday: Actor/Comedian Jerry Seinfeld; Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY); Singer Andra Day.
Thursday: Actor Damien Lewis; Actress America Ferrera; The Floyd-Little Double Dutch Team.
Friday: Actor Matthew Broderick; Archaeologist Sarah Parcak; Singer Kacey Musgraves.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Monday: Actor/Comedian David Cross; Director Ryan Coogler; Author David J. Peterson; Dalia Mogahed (The Institute for Social Policy and Understanding).
Elsewhere...
Allegedly funny guy Jeb! did a heckuva job giving one of his supporters a nickname.
On Wednesday night at a town hall in South Carolina, Jeb Bush tried out a new joke that raised some eyebrows.
While making a weird comparison between meteorological strength and the fortitude of State Senator Katrina Shealy (who has publicly endorsed Bush), he decided to give her a new moniker: Hurricane Katrina.
"When I was governor, in 16 months we had eight hurricanes and four tropical storms," Bush said. "One of them was called Katrina. I don't know why your great state senator reminds me of a hurricane. But she does. She's strong and she's fierce but she's solving problems for you at the state capitol."
For these reasons, Shealy earned the new title Bush had created for her.
"That should be your nickname. In the Bush family, we always give out nicknames. Yours is now Hurricane Katrina," Bush concluded.
Meanwhile...
God-fearing man Mike Huckabee denied having relations with that predator, Josh Duggar.
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told an Iowa radio host last week that he never offered support to former reality TV star Josh Duggar after it was revealed that he sexually abused his sisters as a teenager.
"I really didn't support Josh," Huckabee insisted. "I supported his parents, if you'll go back and look at what I said. There's no support for what he did." [...]
When these shocking stories were first made public, Huckabee did not make the same effort to distance himself from Josh Duggar. On May 22, just one day after news of Duggar's past sexual abuse broke, the GOP candidate wrote a lengthy Facebook post accusing the media of “sensationalizing” the story and framing his actions as a "regrettable" youthful mistake.
"Good people make mistakes and do regrettable and even disgusting things," Huckabee wrote. "The reason that the law protects disclosure of many actions on the part of a minor is that the society has traditionally understood something that today’s blood-thirsty media does not understand—that being a minor means that one's judgement [sic] is not mature."
And, finally...
Carly Fiorina tried to score some votes by throwing her alma mater under the bus.
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina prompted a Twitter storm after she penned a controversial tweet in support of the Iowa Hawkeyes, instead of her alma mater Stanford's Cardinal.
"Love my alma mater, but rooting for a Hawkeyes win today," she tweeted.
Some Twitter users saw Fiorina's words as pandering to Iowan voters ahead of the Feb. 1 caucus in the state, and her tweet was met with widespread mockery.
The situation escalated as Stanford took the lead over Iowa, prompting the creation of a "#CarlyCurse" hashtag, and plenty of tongue-in-cheek scapegoating.
Women … amirite?
- Trix