We know Donald Trump would date his daughter if he wasn’t her father, but what about his other kids? Based on a roundup of tweets compiled (no doubt painfully) by Buzzfeed, Donald Trump Jr. is about the kind of predictable, entitled boor you’d expect Donald Trump to have raised.
There are a couple of Jerry Sandusky jokes, because child molestation is totes something to laugh about. There’s a hint about why a woman might not want to be married to Jr. Trump:
Oddly enough, some of those tweets have been deleted—the one above apparently disappearing since Buzzfeed first posted it. Why bother? Or is Junior worried that Daddy Trump’s ability to say anything he wants hasn’t been handed down to the next generation?
And then there are ongoing obsessions with “why I’m fat” (pictures of food he’s overeating) and the your/you’re grammar battle. In the latter, Junior at least comes out on the right side, but if you’re going to make a big point of calling out other people for using “your” when “you’re” is correct, maybe you shouldn’t use “ur” yourself. Never mind frequently using “its” instead of “it’s.”