Republican debate recap

by Barbara Morrill

Daily Kos Staff Emeritus

Thursday, Jan. 28, 2016 Thursday, Jan. 28, 2016 at 8:05:05pm PST

DES MOINES, IA - JANUARY 28: Republican presidential candidates (R-L) Ohio Governor John Kasich, Jeb Bush, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) participate in the Fox News - Google GOP Debate January 28, 2016 at the Iowa Events Center in Des

If you were lucky enough to miss tonight’s Republican Debate (sans Donald Trump which was a small blessing), here’s a brief recap of what each candidate had to say:

Ted Cruz: Happy people hate him, Obama is Satan, he did not say that about immigration and Marco Rubio is a liar.

Marco Rubio: Loves Jesus, Obama is probably a Muslim, ISIS, ISIS, ISIS, ISIS, ISIS, he did not say that about immigration and Ted Cruz is a liar.

Jeb Bush: Loves his mother. And his brother. Probably his dad. (And after getting one anti-Marco zinger in, he disappeared.)

Chris Christie: Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton. Defund Planned Parenthood. Hillary Clinton. 9/11.

Ben Carson: Russia is a one horse country energy (really). Sleepiness.

Rand Paul: Doesn’t blame Hillary for Bill.

John Kasich: Who knows?

That about covers it.