The Washington State mail-in ballots arrived today, so I voted in civilized fashion—in front of my home PC, researching every candidate and initiative. In spite of all the scary voter fraud stories, when I opened the envelope there wasn’t a horde of dead Disney characters, distant ancestors, or bad hombres lurking inside. Just me, my ballot, and my PC. Relieved, I filled the thing out. My wife and two daughters will do the same as soon as they get time—and we’re all voting nasty. To hell with Trumpzilla.