Parallel Universe:
a realm of existence and experience that is fundamentally different from the one that most humans share; a separate reality: I don’t understand him—I think he lives in a parallel universe. (Dictionary.com)
Those phony polls almost had me fooled. I thought the presidential race was pretty much in the bag, and the only remaining question was who would control the Senate.
But thanks to this morning’s email from Trump World, I now know that Donald is actually on the cusp of victory, and if only a few more disgruntled white men will max out their credit cards, Trump can make his final surge across the finish line.
Why am I so sure? Donald shared with me an actual memo from Kellyanne Conway, the famous pollster who is on TV every single day on every single show:
FROM: Kellyanne Conway, Campaign Manager
RE: Donald Trump’s Path to 270 Electoral Votes ________________________________________
Donald Trump must reach 270 electoral votes to win the presidency. We’ve outlined a map to show where we currently stand as well as the possible paths forward to win.
While we are not taking any state for granted, those colored red are states that we can safely assume will vote for Donald Trump. Blue states favor Hillary. Blank states are too close to call.
Over the past month, polls have shown us winning Iowa, Ohio, Maine, Florida, Nevada, and North Carolina. If we maintain our leads in those six states, we can reliably claim 266 electoral votes. Hillary can claim 193. But we’d still have 4 electoral votes to go.
Polls show us close in New Hampshire, Colorado, and Pennsylvania. Winning just any one of those states would lead us to victory.
We are currently executing a highly costly early voting push and get-out-the-vote operation to ensure identified Trump supporters make it to the polls before Election Day. We are also planning a $140 million-dollar ad blitz in battleground states to lead us to victory.
As you can see from the illustration above, there are some differences between the Real Clear Politics electoral map, and the one produced by Kellyanne. The Real Clear Politics map is based on their average of polls, including the phony polls that Donald has warned us about. Kellyanne has carefully weeded out the rigged, disgusting, hateful polls, leaving only the honest and truthful polls. A few examples of how Kellyanne’s results diverge from the RCP averages:
- Pennsylvania: RCP has Clinton leading by an average of 6.2 points. We now know it’s a toss-up.
- Virginia: Lying Trump-haters give Clinton an average 8 point lead. It’s really a toss-up.
- New Hampshire: Again, an 8 point Clinton lead? Liars!!! It’s a toss up.
- Wisconsin: Clinton 7 points ahead? In your dreams, libtards!
- Colorado: 7.2 for Clinton? Such a nasty woman! Toss up!
- Arizona: Phony polls show slight leads for Clinton. Fools!! It’s a solid win for Donald.
So let’s not get complacent. The Trump juggernaut threatens to crush us with highly disciplined messaging, an excellent corps of surrogates, a well-funded advertising blitz, and a state-of-the-art get out the vote operation.
Be afraid.