VP Debate questions for Governor Pence:
- Mr Pence, what are the the top five sex tapes that you would recommend that voters watch before going to the polls this November and why?
- Mr. Pence, are there any sex tapes that you would recommend that young people in particular who are not of voting age, but want to be part of the civics debate in this election should watch?
- Mr. Pence, the Ten Commandments which you know well states that “Thou shalt not commit adultery”. Is there a special dispensation from that commandment that has been given to your running mate, Donald Trump? An email from God or other sign that you’ve received from Him that led you to believe that joining The Donald’s ticket was the godly path to righteousness?
- Mr. Pence, were there any sex tapes that particularly stood out to you as specific examples of why we should forgive Mr. Trump’s adulterous behavior?
- Mr. Pence, when you are with young children of grammar school age, which parts of a woman’s body do you most like to encourage them to judge and why? Would you encourage them to judge their bodies based on what sexual pleasure you think that the woman would yield to a man; or would you encourage them to look for the best child bearing traits? Or would you describe how there are some women who are good for sex and others who are good for yielding progeny? Apologies for the compound question. We can repeat it if you didn’t get it all the first time.
- Mr. Pence, please describe the Hell fire that a person who makes a cake for a gay wedding will endure. Also, do you have any sex tapes that would support that claim?
- Mr. Pence, if God made sex and God made tape, then why are sex tapes so bad?