I think I am dreaming. Donald is 1) a man who judges women by their looks or lack there of, has been married three times and is known for affairs and has made an appearance in a gentle porn sex tape. Is it not ironic that he is so well played by Alec Baldwin (of porn infamy with Kim B)? But stay with me, there is more. Trump is 2) a man who primarily appeals to uneducated, bible loving, slightly racist folk who are down on their luck, living in a leaky or at least drafty trailer, blaming the Muslims and who find the fact checks of their candidate’s lies too complicated to really matter. They are pejoratively referred to as “Hicks”. The Donald is 3) a man who tells these hopeful hicks to trust him to make America Great Again: white, biblical, and somehow more able to pay their bills. Here it is.. here is the part that has convinced me to reconsider solipsism because this is most surely surreal. Donald has found a young former model who he trusts. And its a non-issue. He spends lots of time with her. She has no political experience, but she is his official “press secretary” (who does not actually speak to the press BTW). Her name? Hick’s Hope. Hope Hicks. WhatEv. I'm dreaming.