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What In The World Have I Just Done?
What in the world have I just done?
Why the hell did they let me run?
Now I'm told it's all on me.
That I can't blame it all on thee.
It seemed like fun back at the time.
Tweak some noses on the network dime.
It felt so good to rant and rave.
Got me the attention that I crave.
Imagine my face on every TV
Knowing I'm seen fills my soul with glee.
The problem is that and the problem is them.
So many people to condemn.
It sure was fun tearing it down.
Flying around from town to town.
Preaching my word to an angry flock.
They were eating it up around the clock.
"Build that wall!" Oh, how they cheered.
"Lock her up!" Oh, how they jeered.
Trucker caps on all those heads.
A sea of hats turned angry red.
The night is over, the party's done.
Now you're saying that I just won!?
Say what? You jest. It can't be true.
Now what the fuck am I to do?
I ain't got no stinkin’ plan.
I thought you knew. I'm the flim flam man.
Stop this train 'cause I want off.
It's Wednesday, Dude. I'm playing golf.
Get someone else to do this thing.
I'm no president. I'm a king.
Don't ask me to work it out.
With folks I could care least about.
I'm just a match that lit the fire.
I'm not a man who can inspire.
You want me to fix this thing?
With what? Some glue and packing string?
Get out of here, you've lost your mind.
I have no vision. I'm flying blind.
I have no plan. Much less ideas.
Tell me again what day this is?