Republicans are preparing to destroy our government. They certainly are going to try very hard to do that.
How do we, the poor, powerless people, defend themselves from this huge corporate monstrosity of a party? Here is my solution. There is nothing that bothers a horse's ass more than gnats or their larger relative the gadfly.
Gnats are smaller than the periods on your screen. Just by sheer numbers alone the tiny little gnats can just keep inflaming the horse's butt into a fury.
Gadflys are about the size of your thumbnail and still small creature, compared to the horse, but it can hurt the horse with multiple powerful bites.
Some of us here are a bit older, wiser and more experienced with horses-asses than our younger, but much healthier and smarter citizens. We can be the gadflys.
You young ones, can be gnats.
Together, we must work relentlessly to prevent the destruction of are country.