Dear Madam President Hillary Rodham Clinton,
I am writing you a day in advance of your victory in hopes of being the first loyal Democrat from the deep Red Sad State of Alabama, to congratulate you on your well deserved victory over that (Expletive Deleted) Donald Trump — someone who would have ruined our country in short order and for years to come.
I do so in the sincere belief that if there really is a caring, loving God, there is no way in hell he would entrust this already great country in the hands of a man like Trump for 10 minutes, much less 4 years.
I fear not jinxing the campaign, or the HUGE amount of crow I will have to eat should there prove to actually be no God in Heaven above, and Trump and his Deplorables actually win the election.
However, I do not recommend anyone else trying this at home.
Instead…
Get out tomorrow and VOTE!
For even as I now believe you ARE the rightful President,
Please rest assured that my fat butt will also standing there waiting at 7 A.M. in the morning at my local polling place, for the doors to open.
There I will walk in proudly past the sea of red Trump voters and cast my vote for you Madam President…
Even though I know in my heart your victory is already written in the stars.
It’s just the right thing do.
Just as you are the right person to lead this land now...
“Until Justice rolls down like water,
And righteousness like a mighty stream...”
Once again.
God be with you.
And Protect You.
Your faithful servant,
Just as I was to President Obama all those years…
Will Bevis
11/7/2016
Gadsden, AL
WillBevis.com
Nextgame@aol.com