There are opportunities to seek
In Washington Inauguration Week.
The junior Trumps are up to boyish high jinks.
Fat cats will come in camouflage and cufflinks
To party hardy; it's called Opening Day.
There they'll have the chance to pay to play.
The boys are selling access to their dad;
Photo ops with Donald can be had
(The jury's out on whether this is legal).
For a million bucks you're a Bald Eagle;
Or for half that sum, a Grizzly Bear.
For half of that, the Donald won't be there;
Instead, his sons come for your photo op.
Next level down, perhaps a cardboard prop
Beside which you can stand and then pretend
That you have a Trump son for a friend.
That's how the thing at first was meant to go
But somebody found out and told them no.
So now the sons say they had no connection
With this cashing in on the election.