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Someone stole God's rainbow, Ken Ham claims.
It's the gays and lesbians that he blames.
Time to take it back, declares Ken Ham,
Who's built two museums, each a scam.
The first sets out to prove Charles Darwin wrong
And that the age of earth is not as long
As by the truth of science it appears:
It's only been here some six thousand years.
So he sets up charming photo ops
For children to pose with triceratops,
For dinosaurs and humans coexisted
By his logic, which is somewhat twisted.
Indeed, his evidence is pretty slight
That those who drew Fred Flintstone got it right.
But of course the Bible told him so;
That's how he knows what happened long ago.
To his replica of Noah's ark
He's added rainbow hues to light the dark.
God gave the rainbow sign after it rained:
A sign, Ham says, that people have profaned
By thinking it means freedom and gay pride.
By his lights they've chosen the wrong side.
If to hell they do not wish to go
They should come to his museum show.
And just to make the offer more enticing
For Christmas he has set up special pricing.