Text message conversation between myself and my sister this afternoon.
Me: Don’t know if you heard, but Scalia died. No joke.
Sis: Yes, got a news alert on my phone.
Me: Having an “Antonin Scalia” news alert could cause a lot of mental anguish.
Me: Unless it’s “Antonin Scalia dead”, in which case you are a terrible person.
Sis: It was just a breaking news alert on one of my apps.
Sis: I do have a “Ted Cruz dead” alert. I am an average person.