Closing statements, in translation.
Carson: What kind of leader do you want? A movie was made about my hands. America, join hands with me to heal, inspire, and revive, America. If not us, who, and if not now, when?
Kasich: I can beat Clinton. I have executive experience. I'm a Washington insider who can go back to Washington and be an insider again. Please, please vote for me. I'll be awesome, I promise.
Rubio: Votes are starting to count [now that those other losers have dropped out]. The time for games is over. That means doing what the establishment says and voting for me.
Cruz: Washington deals are bad and I am not a dealmaker. On my first day in office I'll rescind gosh, a whole bunch of executive orders. I'll go after Planned Parenthood. Basically, I'll undo everything Obama ever did.
Trump: Nobody knows politicians better than I do. They're all talk, nothing gets done. I will get stuff done. Make America great again.