…can’t resist… It’s too much…gotta let it out…
HE’S TOUGH!
HE’S WHITE!
SO BELIEVE HE’S RIGHT!
TRUMP! UBER AMERICA!
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THE MUSLIM DIDNT WORK OUT--
SO LETS TRY A CANADIAN!
CRUZ!, BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO!
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CLINTON!
BECAUSE
IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW
SHE’S RIGHT!
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THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS!
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Wait a minute, I got two more:
Seen on the bumper of a DUCTZ commercial truck (DUCTZ being the corporate people that suck out your dryer lint and the mildew that builds up in your air conditioning system…):
CRUZ! THIS VEHICLE ONLY MAKES RIGHT TURNS!
Opposite an old faded one with a happy picture of our Alzheimers President, and the ever insightful, plaintive query,
“WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?”
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And an unscientific (aren’t they all, really?) poll:
Yard signs in my neighborhood of about 120 homes, 25% with American flags flying 24/7, a plurality of Harleys, lots of Dodge Big Rams and Ford F-250-350s and Nissan Titans—
Trump 8
Cruz 6
Bernie 1
Clinton 0
I voted by mail three weeks ago. Don’t have the heart to go see what’s shaking down at the local polling place...