I have some serious questions, now that Hillary has won it all. I hope you can help me to answer them, because they are really important to me.
1. If your toenail looks grody, but there’s a thin sliver of good toenail right at the base, is there a way to grow your toenail out so that the new toenail looks nice and pink and normal?
2. Why did Bernie Sanders phonebanking platform suck so bad on the last Super Tuesday? I mean, seriously — I logged in and couldn’t even make a single call. Super suck. Does anyone know the answer? We gotta get that thing fixed, I’m going to be seriously upping my phone bank schedule pretty soon.
3. Are the Clintons poly or just open? If so, should we have added Vince Foster to Hillary’s circle?
4. What about those Trump steaks! Has anyone tried the Trump wine?
5. Do you really believe that , on the “Walking Dead”, that “Neegan” or “Negan” is actually a person? *
6. Will Rick continue as leader when we all find out he’s been a fool for Jesus?
* I don’t.