Yep, it’s true… the offer’s on the table! Send The Donald packing and I’ll vote for whoever you toss into the mix: Cruz, Christie, Rubio, even a Perry or a Bush! Get rid of Trump and you can be assured of at least one vote this election cycle!
Really! I Will! Take it to the bank!
Dump Trump and gain wscomn’s vote! It’s there, available, waiting for you to just grab the little sucker and put it to possibly good use!!
Since you can’t really go into the voting booth with me on Nov 8th, to verify my Republican vote, you’ll just have to take my word after that the deed was done. But that shouldn’t be a problem, right? I mean, you’re the party who’s majority of members now believe there’s going to be a free wall built between Mexico and US , that all Mexican’s are murderers and rapists (except for a couple of the good ones), that all Muslims will be stopped from entering the country, that Donald Trump Knows the Best Words, congress to start working together again, and American will be made great again! If you Republicans believe all that, why would you not believe that this hard-core Democrat would vote Republican, all for you, just by preventing a Trump nomination? (BTW, who the hell ever decided America was no longer great? Just asking.)
Anyway, I digress: Go Anyone But Trump! GOTV! GOwscomn’sV!!
(Great, now that that’s done, no need to read any further, GOPer’s. Go about the business of stopping your resident fascist from taking over and destroying your party, and possibly my country, and get a hanging chad in the deal! I’ve done my part in making the offer, now it’s your turn to stop Trump and collect a vote. Get to work!)
Are they gone yet? Really, are they? They’re Republicans so I pretty much figured they wouldn’t read much beyond three or four paragraphs into any blog, liberal or not (attention span of a puppy, don’t you know), so I should be safe in telling you all the truth now:
No, I’m not voting Republican. And no, it doesn’t bother me to lie about it, as long as I’m lying to Republicans. I’ve voted Democrat since I cast my first vote for McGovern in ’72 and I’m not about to stop now (and if any Republicans are still reading this, don’t worry, this particular paragraph is all a scam! It’s all a backhanded, double, triple cross against the evil, nasty Democan’ts!! I’m still voting Republican! Woo-hoo!! You can stop reading now… go away! Really! Scat now!!)
Jeez, Republicans. Pesky!
So why the ‘promise’ to Republicans to vote Republican? It just occurred to me that if the majority of these guys are stupid enough to believe the bullshit promises Trump’s made to them (like the few I listed just above), then they’d probably be just as stupid and swallow hook-line-sinker this one dedicated Democrats ‘promise’ to vote for whoever they can con into running for them in November. Just so long as it isn’t Trump!
It’s stupid, I know, but the scary thought? I truly think that if they believed my ‘vote Republican sans Trump’ nonsense, they’d act on the deal. Strange times breeds desperation.
But really… vote Republican? I’d rather gag on a Trump Delmonico boiled for a few hours in Trump Pinot Noir! Bon Flippin’ Appetit!!