This video is the greatest example of Republican hypocrisy on the internets

Ted Cruz likes to put on his best Texas accent from time to time and act tough on stuff. He says things like “signing your death certificate” and “blah blah blah.” Recently, the very nasty Ted Cruz has run into the immovably nasty force of Donald Trump. Trump hates women, partly because women have opinions and that is totally annoying to the Donald. Ted Cruz also hates women in an old testament sort of a way. However, after trying to “slut-shame” Trump’s wife Melania in a political ad, Trump came back at Cruz with equal vigor and misogyny. So today Ted Cruz did a finger-pointing at a camera “defense” of his wife, aimed at Donald Trump.

Ted Cruz called Donald Trump a "sniveling coward" and told him to leave his wife "the hell alone" on Thursday after Trump retweeted an unflattering photo of his spouse, Heidi Cruz.

"It's not easy to tick me off. I don't get angry often," Cruz told reporters while campaigning in Wisconsin. "But you mess with my wife, you mess with my kids, that'll do it every time. Donald you are a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone."

The part that didn’t get broadcast was the instant Cruz finished his manly pantomime and a reporter asked him if he would support Trump as the nominee. It is a moment captured in a mesmerizing loop, forever!