Here’s an idea, Tim. Do you only want to count the States that are going to swing this election? Do you know what they are? They are:
- Florida, you stupid bastard. Florida. You might have heard of it. It’s the biggest fucking swing fucking state of fucking all, and Clinton beat Sanders in it 64.4% to 33.3%. Winning Florida is a lot fucking more fucking important that fucking winning Guam. Or Utah. Or Vermont. Or any fucking other fucking State. Florida has 29 electoral votes. How many does fucking Utah fucking have?
- Ohio, you dumb fuck. Ohio is #2 on the Swing State Parade. Guam, it fucking ain’t. Do you know who won Ohio? It wasn’t fucking Bernie fucking Sanders, I’ll tell you that. It was Secretary Hillary Clinton, 56.5%-42.7%.
- Virginia. That’s another swing state, you fucking moron. Virginia has 13 electoral votes. Do you know the State with as many electoral votes that Sanders has won so far? Not a fucking one, that’s how many, you fucking idiot. Do you know who won? Hillary Clinton, 64.3%-35.2%. She wiped the floor with him. If it was softball, it would have been called early. In Little League, they would have made some of the better players change sides just to make it a fucking game.
Hey shit-for-brains, want a list of every swing state with a double digit number of electoral votes Sanders has won? Ready? Here goes:
Did you get that?
The answer is FUCKING ZERO, as in, NADA, SQUAT, ZILCH.
And hey, do you know who those irrelevant, might-as-well-be-Guam DEMOCRATS were who voted for Clinton in South Carolina? The ones you don’t think matter?
Tell me again why they don’t matter, you fucking fuck.
Oh, one more thing.
Fuck you.