Oh noes! President Barack Obama sure isn’t used to being criticized in outlandish and idiotic ways! This may very well shake up the race, it’s so unusual! Why, everyone assumed that we’d go this entire campaign without Trump hitting Obama! Though we should wonder, what material will Trump use? Maybe he’ll finally release the shocking results of his private investigation into Obama’s fake birth certificate, thus nullifying the entire past eight years? Or maybe he’ll revisit some of his Obama-themed greatest hits, like:
“Well, I really like him. I think that he’s working very hard. He’s trying to rebuild our reputation throughout the world. I mean, we really have lost a lot of reputation in the world. The previous administration was a total disaster, a total catastrophe.
I think he’s sort of a guy that just has a wonderful personality, a good speaker, somebody that people trust… I think that he’s really doing a nice job in terms of representation of this country… I think he’s doing a really good job.”
“I think he’s [Obama] doing great. I think Hillary’s a great appointment. I think that some of the others are just great appointments… I think he’s doing a great job.”
Here’s a man that not only got elected, I think he’s doing a really good job. Now, the sad part is that he can’t just do a good job. He’s got to do a great job. Because if he does a good job, that’s not good enough for this country. That’s how bad the country has become.
Anyone think Obama is particularly worried?