Seeing this picture earlier today kinda shocked me:
Now, under usual conditions, I wouldn’t compare Donnie Trump’s physique to Barack Obama’s. Why would I? Except that Trump himself couldn’t stop bragging about himself and his stellar health. Remember when his doctor, maybe named “John Smith,” wrote the following?
Mr. Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent … HIs physical strength and stamina are extraordinary ...His cardiovascular status is excellent …
If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
“Astonishingly excellent.” “Extraordinary.” “Healthiest individual ever.” Unequivocally!
Of course, Dr. Miller (or was it Dr. Barron?) has examined every president ever elected to the presidency, so he should know! I mean, GENERAL George Washington, fresh from fighting a goddam war, was a piece of shit compared to the Donnster. But we don’t even need to go back hundreds of years. We don’t even have to go back a single year. I know Donald Trump is the bestest and the yuuugest and the amazing-est and the most extraordinary-est person ever to have lived. But making his doctor write that shit when it’s so easily disproved by simple pictures is the height of stupidity.
Of course, when Trump is involved, the “height of stupidity” is par for the course.
p.s. More Obama fitness. And W. was more fit than Trump.