Yes, the Full Auto Ruger has a ratatat-tat sound!
A Full Auto Ruger (A Spoon Full of Sugar)
The way that our amendment’s spun..
There is the regulated gun,
Militia of ONE!… and BLAM!
It’s all the same!
Then every piece of scum you hate,
Is someone to “liberate”!
So, hark! No fees! Shoot folks in eff-i-gy… that… ol’...
Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound!
A ratatat-tat soooound, a ratatat-tat sound!
Yes, the Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound….
With a most delightful spray!
The homeless sure can be a pest,
Resisting citizen’s arrest,
While fleeing from his cardboard home and digs.
You’ll stop dissent in each dispute,
Mow down that scary, hairy brute,
You know... a gun... will move a mob along…. for a….
Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound!
A ratatat-tat soooound, a ratatat-tat sound!
Yes, the Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound….
With a most delightful spray!
The ultimate in home protector,
Comes in colors or in chrome,
Larger clips, magazines, and bigger load!
And you can have a little nip,
In every bar, then let ‘er rip!!
Defense! (Defense!)
They’ll find! (They’ll find!)
You haven’t lost your mind!
(AHHH... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!) Sneaky!
‘Cause... a…
Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound!
A ratatat-tat soooound, a ratatat-tat sound!
Yes, the Full Auto Ruger makes a ratatat-tat sound….
With a most delightful spray!
Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
(Supercalifragilisticepialidocious)
He’s Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Even though he’s full of shit,
He talks like he’s ferocious.
If you listen long enough,
You’ll see he’s just atrocious,
He’s Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Bankrupting all my tries at work,
Since I was just a lad,
Now my wives just pose and twerk,
I stomp around all mad.
Early on, I learned to lie,
As easy as to stroll…
The biggest lies beneath the skies,
And this is how I roll!
Oh, Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Even though he’s full of shit,
He talks like he’s ferocious.
If you listen long enough,
You’ll see he’s just atrocious,
He’s Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
I’ve dissembled all around the world,
And swindled every cent…
I’d couch my words and all would say,
“Thinks he’ll be President ??!?!!...”
David Dukes or mariachis,
It’s no never-mind to me!
I’ll spray my words and then I’ll claim,
Deniability!!
Oh, Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Even though he’s full of shit,
He talks like he’s ferocious.
If you listen long enough,
You’ll see he’s just atrocious,
He’s Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Humdinga-linga-linger, Oh, what a lie!
Spoken: “You know, you can say it backwards, which is… ah, screw it… don’t think I’ll try...”
So, when you’re cursed with tiny hands,
No phallus to display…
Just mention something so absurd,
It takes their breath away!
But , better say it angrily,
Then say you’ll bet your life……..
For example…. yes…. One night I said it to me mistress… Now I’ve had a mistress thrice!!! Oh… and sexy things they are, too...
Oh, Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
Even though he’s full of shit,
He talks like he’s ferocious.
If you listen long enough,
You’ll see he’s just atrocious,
He’s Supercallouscabalisticfascistmagnumopus!
You pin heads are boring!
Let’s Go Start a Fight (Let’s Go Fly a Kite)
Come-uppance from neighbors with bling,
Threatens all your religious heartstrings,
You’re now seeking to pound
This weird dude out of sight…
With your chest thumping spite,
There’s no need for contrite…!
Oh, oh, oh… Let’s go start a fight!
Show there’s still might in white!
Let’s go start a fight, and send it roaring,
Out through the Blog-o-sphere,
Show we don’t care for queer…
Oh! Let’s go… start a fight!
Spoken: “That’s what I’m sayin’ guys… just get ‘em out… we don’t mean it personally...!!”
Let’s go start a fight!
Show them what’s Right is Right!
Let’s go start a fight, all the points we’re scoring,
Out in the Blog-o-sphere,
Then we’ll go chug more beer…!
Oh! Let’s go... start a fight!
When you send ‘em cryin’ out there,
O’er the color of skin or their hair.
You can dance ’round the sleaze,
Claim it’s lousy P.C.!
With your fist pumping tight,
To the hate we’ll incite…!
Oh, oh, oh… Let’s go start a fight!
Spread through the rally site!
Let’s go … start a fight, or else it’s boring
We’ll hit the Blog-o-sphere, blame the left for stoking fear!
Oh, Let’s Go! Start a Fight!
Those steaks that I sold you are all tripe and tongue!
Flim- Flammery (Chim Chimeree)
Flim- Flammery, Shim-Shammery, ...think you’ll agree,
No con-man’s as plucky, or lucky as me!
Flim- Flammery, Shim-Shammery, Twenty-three skidoo!
Your watch will come off as I shakes ‘ands with you,
Oh, blow me, you’re pissed! …. That’s yucky for you!
Not that it matters, along you’ve been strung,
The steaks that I sold you, are just tripe and tongue!
I spends all me time usin’ mirrors and smoke,
Yes, this ‘ole wide world is to me just a joke!
Skullduggery, Bold Thuggery, Univers’ty Degree!
It’s not worth the sucky ...newsprint I get free!
Skullduggery, Bold Thuggery, …what can you do?
I’ll come with my lawyers… the shake down for you!
Skullduggery, Bold Thuggery, Univers’ty Degree!
You’ll think you’re much smarter… that’s my guarantee!
Skullduggery, Bold Thuggery, just what will you do?
Your retirement is mist… so sorry for you!
I think this is a little closer to the America they’re trying to “return” us to… ;)
