We are about to get our first female president.
Sorry guys.
HAHA! No. Nope. Not sorry.
Yeah, that’s right. We’re about to get our first woman president and I’m not fucking sorry. I’m through saying “I’m sorry” about every single damn thing. “I’m sorry, could I just squeeze in here?” “I’m sorry, could I just have a quick cup of coffee.” “Sorry to interrupt, but could I use this conference room.”
Fuck you.
I’m not sorry.
Yeah, Hillary Clinton is a woman. Yeah, she looks like your grandma. Yeah, she wears pant suits and talks about foreign policy, war, race, and all that shit that the men are supposed to take care of. Yeah, she doesn’t give a shit if people make fun of her body or her hair or her marriage. Fuck you. She’s going to be president.
Yeah, Hillary is straight-up ripping Don the Con to shreds.
And I’m not sorry.
Yeah, Hillary is polling ahead in every poll nationally, even with all the RNC convention hype.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Nevada.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Colorado.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Wisconsin.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in New Hampshire
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Virginia.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Pennsylvania, a state that even that incompetent piece of wood John Kerry won in 2004, back when the US was a lot whiter and Kerry was running a shitty campaign against a popular incumbent. Pennsylvania a swing state? Don’t make me laugh!
And I’m not sorry.
And with all those states, Hillary wins. 279 electoral votes. Need only 270 to win. Don’t even need Ohio and Florida, but if you insist:
Hillary is ahead in Ohio.
And I’m not sorry.
Hillary is ahead in Florida
And I’m not sorry.
A woman is going to be the leader of the free world. And I’m not sorry. Not sorry at all.