Ted Cruz just gave Trump a blow job.
It was a total made-for-the-wresting-watching-masses set up.
The non-endorsement has become just another way for Trump to get more attention.
This is not a political convention. This is WWE, WWF, Lucha Libre.
The lights, the fog, the music, the timing, the rabid play-by-play.
He finally gave the crowd the zero-confusion (plagiarism? what the fuck is that?) anger hard-on they’ve been craving.
I would be infinitely more entertained if I wasn’t so sad (and scared).
Namaste,
Rizbiz