Upon hearing the news that Secretary Clinton chose Virginia Governor Tim Kaine for Vice President, New Jersey Governor and Dallas Cowboys fan Chris Christie went on a long-winded tirade about HRC. According to insiders (there are no insiders really, I’m making this up as I go along), Christie was attending a banquet in Clifton, NJ, when he heard the news. He started cutting people on the buffet line, then began manhandling the roast beef, muttering “How could she?” and “She promised!!”
People on the buffet line were disappointed. “The roast looked delicious, but after he punched it like that, I don’t know . . “ one banquet-goer was overheard saying. Several trays of ziti were hastily produced to appease the grumbling crowd.